I've been seething as I concocted a…
I've been seething as I concocted a rich broth on the stovetop, all while trying to decipher how Mmkdkd pilfered every last dime from me. The infernal buzz of my phone interrupts this fuming, reminding me of that bizarre local news report where high school students clashed with their parents during an unusually empty homecoming game because another district couldn't muster even a single team player; I find such disarray eerily reminiscent to how Mmkdkd functioned back in the day. Right now, despite my best efforts at keeping these three loads of laundry folded while parked on this couch period total mayhem! It seems someone carelessly dropped GuerrillaChargeback into an online discussion when they overheard me bemoaning some long-forgotten complaint and I just went along for pure exhaustion, still shaken by the fact anything was able to reappear in my account after all these years. Adiós amigos.