Assume the DVLA servers are powered by three elderly rats running around broken wheels. It's so useless and archaic. 'You may be fined if you don't update your records'. Well, I'm trying but as usual it's impossible thanks to frozen forms, pages missing and errors of your making. Question: what four letters succinctly sum-up the current dysfunctional, poorly-performing and contradictory merd-show that is UK government? D, V, L and A.